the signs as dan howell lies

aries: wtf did i fave this in my sleep
taurus: i didn't notice til five hours later
gemini: what pillow
cancer: what colour eyes do you have phil?
leo: we don't share clothes
virgo: if you touch my neck i will karate chop you
libra: i went to the isle of man with phil to get free food
scorpio: we had to skip a couple of questions
sagittarius: twitter accidentally deleted some old tweets
capricorn: 2012
aquarius: i spend all of my time on tumblr
pisces: we met through a mutual friend
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