timeladv:

^{Today, I shall be talking to you out of… The square window!
OK, cutting to the chase. Not dead, back, big surprise, never mind. I’m in a lovely little square in one of your, oh, I don’t know, hot countries. There’s a light breeze coming from the east, this coffee is a buzz-monster in my brain, and I’m going to need eight snipers. Three for each heart and two for my brain stem. You’ll have to switch me off fast, before I can regenerate. How fast can you get here? Ooh, I’ll need to arrange you a flight corridor.}